*Yennefer, Geralt, and Jaskier go to Aretuza for the first time*
Yennefer: This is my boyfriend Geralt, this is Geralt's boyfriend Jaskier
Triss: I'm sorry, what's the situation?
Yennefer: Geralt is gay, but he's straight for me but he's gay for Jaskier, and Jaskier is really gay for Geralt, and I hate Jaskier
Geralt: It's really not that complicated
Jaskier: No
No bc that's such a gorgeously chaotic idea🤣
I can’t wait for Jaskier’s confused ass when Geralt just comes rocking up with a completely new face in season 4 lmao
I think to make this 1000 times funnier the characters should change actors every time they enter a scene except for an increasingly confused Jaskier
No, I but I put my phone in the bag, and zipped it around the headphones and put it in my pocket
K but playing in the rain with Love Run playing in some cheap pair of earbuds is like- addicting idk how to put it but like, it feels like my soul is being extracted from my body through my ears once again but this time I'm a wet rat, and it's surreal
Its weird to think that there was a time in my life where I didn’t know what the Witcher was, or even the Amazing Devil. Like i cannot physically imagine my life without those two fixations at this point
Do you think Jaskier’s lovers from before he was a travelling bard called him Jules? (Short for Julian) bc I think about this more than I should
That part of the Ride of the Witcher, GOING FERAL
Look at all these TAD memes omg they’re so funny lol
happy 5 years of The Horror and the Wild!
I've loved you for a hundred years <333
YOU WATCH THE STARS HURL ALL THEIR FUNDAMENTS
YOU WERE RAISED BY WOLVES AND VOICES
She/They Asexual fandoms: The Witcher/The Amazing Devil/Sleep Token Wattpad/Ao3/Tiktok/Insta: Marvel_4_life7 writer/editor/general shitposterNo negativity please, this is a safe space :D
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