The Number Of Times That Sheer Fucking Hetero-ignorance Has Saved My Ass From Accidentally Falling Out

We are desi girls, khandaan ki property is for the brothers but khandaan ki izzat is our responsibility.

We are desi girls, we cry in the bathroom secretly

We are desi girls, we hate our relatives regardless of which side of family they belong to

We are desi girls, we love our father but don't want a husband like him

We are desi girls, we argue with our mothers but also gossip as much

We are desi girls, we think about old school love more than our career

We are desi girls, we say we want a green flag but ironically we end up falling for red flag who resembles our father

We are desi girls, we say we don't want to become like our mother but we still please other people's needs more than our own just like her

We are desi girls, we love kids but we get terrified by the idea of birthing more than two

We are desi girls, we have whole khandaan issues and vice versa

We are desi girls, we say we want princess treatment but end up compromising in the end

We are desi girls, we love our culture and hate it when someone disrespect it

We are desi girls, we want to travel the world but are scared of men approaching us

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

laid up in bed googling normal things like have i ruined my life. is it too late

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

The only thing that can fix me is attending university at Takshashila in the 6th century BCE. Nothing else will suffice.

I would not change it each time

Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I

the funniest part of the dbd fandom is that when niko first appeared on screen, none of us actually thought anything was wrong with her. we were just like “oh that’s just the Power of Lesbianism™” and moved on

Does hozier owe the mob money or something? Like this man usually does 4-5 years between albums but we already got an ep after unreal unearth and now we are getting another? Like I’m very happy for more music but like did he sell his soul and now is trying to buy it back or something?