Honestly I Should Not Be Allowed To Read Works Of Literature. I Read One(1) Book With Emotions That My

Honestly I should not be allowed to read works of literature. I read one(1) book with emotions that my trauma-addled brain can recognize, and I start feeling like I just experienced every...

Experience I've experienced before.

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4 months ago

It's so beautiful

A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."
A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?" 
OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]" 
u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"
Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report: 
Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."
continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya."

Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"

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3 months ago

Honestly it feels, from a purely extracting from social media and other resources way: like we are going into either a facist regime or a American revolution. It's honestly terrifying what that man did as soon as he got in office. But at least it's not as bad as my worst case scenario. But I think it'll get there eventually.

In other offline news: nothing feels like it has changed over where I am.


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5 months ago

That yell at the end is beautiful


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6 months ago

If Donald Trump wins I'm dying

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4 months ago

Very funny! I enjoyed this

Katsuki That Night After MHA 431

Katsuki that night after MHA 431


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9 months ago

That's too real

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

4 months ago

It often does, though.

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4 months ago

Love Chicago (the musical), we're playing it in my Concert Band right now, actually, and our theatre program is doing it as well.

made by miraculousgastropod on tiktok, though the platform has since removed the video


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5 months ago

Is everything okay? You've been liking like half the posts on my blog by now

You have good posts.


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6 months ago

I did. As a queer person, directly decended from an immigrant, I will not stand for Donald Trump or his horrible policies.

Now would be an excellent time to contact the White House and call for

1) Kamala Harris not to concede

2) an investigation into the voter registration surge/vote lull discrepancy, and election interference both foreign and domestic

3) a revote.

Do not go down easy.

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Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.

Here's the bones of what I sent, feel free to use and build off it.

To the office of the Vice / President of the United States,

I am reaching out to express how imperative it is that there be a revote of the 2024 Presidential Election. Attempts at election interference by foreign powers and domestic oligarchs cannot be permitted to stand.

As evidenced by the January 6th coup attempt and his willful mishandling of sensitive documents, the American people categorically cannot trust that Donald Trump has not manipulated the election in his favor.

I hope that you will listen to myself and the other Americans your office is obliged to represent, and call not only for these discrepancies to be investigated, but for a revote to be held.

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