This Is Just ......a Dragon.....with Colors I Like

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers. (not forced ofc)

Oh wow! Ok. I'm done

Nothing like listing my favorite qualities at 11:40

My humor. I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy in a lovable asshole kinda way. I also like making funny inspirational quotes for my friends like "Is the glass half empty or half full? I drink the glass now it's empty and my bladders full", "Teach a man to light a fire and he's warm for a day light a man on fire and you get charged with criminal arson", and "What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable and probably traumatizes you"

My chillness. I'm a pretty chill and accepting dude. As long as you're not a genuine dickhead I'll get along with you and I also really don't care too much what people think about me

My SMURTNESS! I'm a pretty smart guy according to most people. And it makes me feel good. I always try hard in school but I'd say I'm a dumbass when it comes to actual logic which I'm fine with because it makes me cuter

My weirdness. Once asked my friends what would happen if I stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner! True story! I like to think I'm an anomaly in every regard and I'm fine with it. I talk to myself because I believe I'm the best person to converse with. I'm a pineapple out of pear on the Autism scale

My charm. I tend to win over a lot of people on accident. For some reason people like me and I don't even need to try. What can I say I'm just an amazing riz machine 😎. And if some people don't like that they can cry about it! *Dabs*

Spooktober Day 3

Possessed Avengers

Mine:

In this universe Hydra has completely taken over after winning World War II Steve Rodgers was captured and brainwashed to become Captain Hydra (similar to Winter Soldier). Tony Stark designs armors for Red Skull's Hydra Legion but he never truly dons a suit and becomes Iron Man instead just using drones. Thor was apprehended after being banished from Asgard and losing his powers. He was brainwashed and became the Thunderer. Because he is no longer worthy for Mjolnir he wields a battle axe. Hank Pym becomes the Yellow Jacket and not much changed with him really. Janet was killed by Hank for attempting to betray Hydra and in her place is Hornet who is also the Ultron of this universe and just like the Iron Drones there are multiple Hornets. So maybe not exactly Possession but fitting enough I feel

Jared's:

Possessed Hulk: He was possessed by an evil spirit that made him into the uncontrollable rage monster Hulk forever

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

*starts a picture chain myself* worm

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Fuzzy worm maker

Create a fuzzy worm on a string! (last update: 2023-11-26, more colors and accessories)

Not mine btw!!! All credits to original maker!!!

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A Different Undertale

I have a new AU idea but this one is more story focused than art focused and also contains adult themes. So be warned!

This is basically a fusion between Underfell, Mafiatale, and Negatale with some minor inspirations from Lusttale and Horror/Axetale

In this universe the humans sealed the monsters underground but along with them, they sealed away their pain and suffering. So the humans have found nothing but peace and prosperity while the monsters have violence and suffering. And any human who falls underground will have their hope taken away.

When Chara fell while trying to meet the monsters the broke their arms and legs and were reduced to a wheelchair. Despite this Asgore (who resented humanity) was still suspicious of them so when Asriel accidentally poisoned himself (unrelated to Chara) he blamed Chara and killed them. Toriel was banished to the Ruins for helping humanity and has since developed memory loss. She doesn't remember who killed her children all she knows is it was someone she loved (so when she fights you she assumes that person was you meaning you can't run away). Asgore declared war on humanity and banned all human creations like anime, magicless weapons, and even homosexuality.

The underground is filled with despair, gangs, drugs, violence, and injustice. Only the kindness of one human, who fell and lost all their memories, can save them

VOTE SPAMTON!

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Should Spamton get a big titty Succubus girlfriend?

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Spooktober Day 15

Helluva Boss monsters

Mine:

Idk how different they really look but I tried to make them more monstrous

Jared's:

Werewolf Loona