Delighfullyamess - I Like To Scream About The Stuff I L Like

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

It’s pretty much over rn

Nie Huaisang: I don’t see why it’s so hard to understand, DaGe.

Nie Mingjue: I just don’t see why he would give up his freedom, possibly his LIFE just to protect those Wen-dogs-

Nie Huaisang: DaGe shut up, they’re coming down from the mountain.

Wei Wuxian: *holding little baby A-Yuan, giving him kisses and pretending to eat his little hands*

A-Yuan: *baby squeal* A-Die! No eating, no no!

Wei Wuxian: I think this tiny one will taste especially good! *pretends to eat his pinky*

Nie Huaisang: *looks at NMJ*

Nie Mingjue: *tearing up* Okay I get it.

Nie Huaisang: *big sigh* You aren’t gonna start talking about when I was that small, right-

Nie Mingjue: You were SO tiny, though! Father said you were born early, you nearly fit in my hand! *emotional dumb bitch noises*

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

angsty bonus:

after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

And that's a fact

megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just punishment for us failing to appreciate god’s gift back in 2010

"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting