I Was High Off My Ass Last Night And Had This Dream Where I Was In This Dense Ass Forest And Sitting

I know we’re all strapped for cash and and there’s a lot of need right now, but maybe y'all can match me here.

I just donated $25 dollars to Brave Space Alliance- a Black and trans led LGBTQ center that supports the community on the South and West Sides. I donate in honor of Tony McDade- a Black transman murdered by the police last week in Florida.

Fellow white LGBTQs, don’t forget that Pride means all of us. Protect and support Black people in our community!

If you can’t donate, please spread!

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

And that's a fact

megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just punishment for us failing to appreciate god’s gift back in 2010

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all