Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable. 

if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there

LEO CHRISSAKE LOOK AT THE ROAD-

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

No, I can't give up...

*takes a small photo of Big the Cat out of my pocket*

I have to keep going... for him...

I hate you open floorplan I hate you white stone interior I hate you gray and white furniture I hate you visually interesting uncomfortable vinyl chair

OpenAI beta troll greentexts

shout out to the guy helping me at the sports equipment store who was like "yeah these come in pink or blue or black but they're all transgender- I mean they're all unisex."

Petition for one of the bonus features on the sonic movie 2 dvd to be agent stone doing a tutorial on how to make robotniks steamed austrian goat milk latte. Bonus points if he keeps having to pause and do another take because he can't stop crying

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme