Me Fending Off Fruit Flies In The Kitchen While I’m Making A Sandwich

LEO CHRISSAKE LOOK AT THE ROAD-

Petition for one of the bonus features on the sonic movie 2 dvd to be agent stone doing a tutorial on how to make robotniks steamed austrian goat milk latte. Bonus points if he keeps having to pause and do another take because he can't stop crying

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

Because god knows I need Raph practice

Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on

sometimes I will rb a post about my shows or video games w no extra tags but irl it looks smth like this

Okay i just saw something i really didnt like

For the love of god if you are under the age of 18 DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET SUGGESTIVE OR NSFW BY ANY MEANS. This shit attracts groomers left and right you are putting yourself in fucking danger. I dont want to see kids make soft core porn or even suggestive jokes in a group of adults, this is genuely fucked up.

A ton of ppl will tell you how horribly normalized this shit was back then because fandoms were such a new concepts and how fucking easy it was to access porn too. Porn was so normalized you had so many minors going around seeing it and posting their own online without knowing how fucked up it was along with the amount of pedos and the psychological damage of porn addiction does to someone at a young age. Let me tell you that you are not fucking "old enough" even between 16 - 18.

If you're hanging out with adults, some of them will try to convice that its normal that "you should, continue sharing what you like". We have all heard this dumb fucking sentence used by groomers "you're so mature for your age".

You need to leave space and stop interacting with those ppl right away because you are being manipulated and they will ALWAYS ask more from you.

Also you're putting those who didnt know about your age in danger too because there are chance they will get framed because you didnt clarify your age to them. Be careful

im gonna post this in the dt tags (and other ships) because spamton is starting to get real popular among everyone these days kids and adult alike and think you should all STAY IN YOUR OWN FUCKING SPACE IF THIS WASNT CLEAR ENOUGH

I want you guys to know that after i watched morbius i literally became sick for 5 days

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

just some reminders for people who are writing IDs:

do not put judgements in your ids. do not say "it needs to be noted the character looks extra adorable here" do not say "an ugly person" or "a hilarious meme" or anything like that. we don't need you to tell us how to feel about something.

do put descriptive words and adjectives. "a crudely drawn image" or "a painting of a scarlet colored apple" or "a person with large hands". we do need you to tell us descriptors so we have context.

do not type words incorrectly. do write words exactly as they appear in the image.

let me say that again: EXACTLY as they appear. is the word capitalized? capitalize it. is the word "yes" written with 3 s's? write it in the description as "yesss" not as "yesssss" or "yes". are the words in all caps? write them in all caps, or write "text in all caps says" and then include a lowercase version. is a word misspelled? spell it exactly the same way. if the image says "washning mashing" it should not be written as "washing machine"*

*you can definitely say "the words 'washing machine' are misspelled as 'washning mashing'," just make sure that you do include the exact transcription in your description

disabled people, people with screen readers, and ANYONE else who uses IDs to interpret images deserves to interpret the image as accurately as possible, and its important to transcribe and describe things properly and without judgements added.