Unironically Liking “never Gonna Give You Up” Makes You Immortal, Invulnerable, And Unstoppable.

I hate proactive ads so much. There's this one with this teen girl who is like "my skin before proactive can only be described as scary" and it shows her and she has the most normal skin for a teenager and then she's like "now I'm not afraid to go outside anymore!!" like fuck you fuck you fuck you. If you have acne that's totally fine and normal and you shouldn't feel embarrassed about it

something i love abt the new baymax show is that baymax says a person's cry verbatim when alerted to a medical issue, so like.

"hello! i am baymax, your personal healthcare companion. i was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said, 'fuck! fucking ow. oh my fucking god, my fucking elbow. ow. fucking ow.'"

when john enters the game he’s a weenie who almost dies fighting an imp wielding a stuffed bunny even though he had a hammer. when rose enters the game she’s like okay it’s time for me to wade through an ocean of corpses i’ve got two knitting needles and i’m going to be unto these monsters a new doom marine

I for one headcanon him as filipino yall ✊😤🇵🇭 /pos

hell world hell world hell world

WHY DOES YOUR SOAP NEED INTERNET

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel