NO I SCROLLED UP AND REFRESHED THE DAMN PAGE I DONT WANT TO SCROLL BACK UP AGAIN WHYD THIS RE APEAR

I could fix her

I read this like the shorts were slowly shrinking whilst they were wearing them

Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly

Hot blooded

wizard that casts heat metal on the iron in your haemoglobin

I kind of want to know what happens there.

I bet it's good.

Basically all AI works on monkeys paw logic

love chat gpt's emergence as a trickster god type character. you may enjoy its bounty when writing a generic cover letter for a job application.. but it will take its payment when you try to enter the country of chile without a visa because it told you that was fine

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Like some kind of fish I've been tricked by the fake eye patches on orcas/killer whales

People that work in customer service shudder in fear of the earth devouring worm

everyday I'm super happy that the enormous earth devouring worm still doesn't know how to get to the service yet. I hope he stays lost down there eating fuck all going in random circles until the end of time

Beautiful and elegant

I love messing with the button that reversed time for 5 seconds

I loooove the time loop

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams