It Got Real Quite At The Wizard Party Last Night After I Cast Ralph's Slimy Goblin

God just one more semi colon; im sure it'll fix the description this time

Why are all modern adaptations of the Greek gods about them messing with mortals, wheres the sitcom that just shows them fucking with each other

Ah a new piece of media I like, in the DnD campaign it goes

Horse sleep because you sleep in a gallop

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

Like a monkeys paw "man I hate tiny icons wish they were bigger"

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

A L A N WHERE ARE YOU?

Wow I also saw a bug today, and a seagull

it's getting warmer and I just saw a bug. I'm so excited you guys. I'm so excited. I love bugs. they came back. they're back dude, I'm so excited

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Mustn't forget frightening

What is a horse? Nobody knows