Anyone Wanna Help Me Fund The Building Of A Replica Of The Pyramids Right In The Center Of Texas?

Mice if that fucker Issac Newton didn't screw everything up for us

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

How many sniffs does it take to get to the center of the apple?

People that work in customer service shudder in fear of the earth devouring worm

everyday I'm super happy that the enormous earth devouring worm still doesn't know how to get to the service yet. I hope he stays lost down there eating fuck all going in random circles until the end of time

Personally if I was Sun Tzu I'd have put a bunch of bulshit in my book, after all, war is based on telling the truth

Imagining my fucked up villain tower right there

Storm at Saturn's north pole

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill

Groundhog day sequel where they realize they're in a time loop because of their Duolingo streak

Anti consumerism media

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And do you know what is ruining this for us? AI I use Google for its one useful function searching "cute cat" and what do I get, a flood of ugly ai generated cats. Awful disgusting eww

All I care about is funny animal videos

Mine is a red panda so like equally cute?

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self