For The Ask Game, AU Where Izuku Is Low Key Embarrassed Of His Uncle Because He Is So Beautiful He Keeps

random lloyd garmadon headcanons

(hcs under the cut because this is a lot y’all)

(also yes this is a repost and redone ver. of my last one but lets pretend it isn’t)

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he likes to collect cool acorns, leaves, and rocks

when he was younger he used to think nya was the prettiest girl ever (this isnt a ship thing ew they’re siblings 😭)

after he turned into an oni in s16 he got like side effects (?) of it so he has small horns

in s2 before he grew up, lloyd and jay made friendship bracelets for everyone that were color-coded and somehow they havent gotten destroyed

he has read all the percy jackson books (argue with the wall)

even though he does drink coffee, its like 80% creamer and 20% actual coffee

he only buys fun/coloful bandaids

lloyd still watches cartoons like adventure time, pokemon, otgw, gravity falls, amphibia, toh, etc. (he sobbed over the amphibia s3 finale. no i’m not projecting.)

lloyd loves building pillow forts and him and the others will build like full on pillow castles for movie nights

from his dragon heritage he has small green dragon scales on his shoulders thats he’s insecure about

lloyd has a few freckles on his cheeks but they’re pretty light/faded so you can only see them if you're really close

lloyd is always doodling on things and he has an old worn sketchbook with a bunch of starfarer stickers on it that has a shit ton of doodles in it

his entire closet consists of graphic tee’s he has impulsively bought at 4am and hoodies stolen from the others

LLOYD GARMADON IS A SWIFTIE. his favorite albums are folklore, midnights, and 1989. amen.

additionally he also listens to cavetown, Harry Styles, Mac DeMarco, Declan McKenna, Arctic Monkeys, the cure, beabadoobee, and Current Joys

he has a stick-and-poke tattoo of a beetle on his chest that he somehow managed to keep a secret from everyone for a good year

when he was little he played with ladybugs and rolly pollies and frogs by the pond at darkly’s

he secretly prefers pretty as a compliment over handsome

his love languages are acts of service and physical touch

lloyd is known by the team to make awful puns at any given change

lloyd’s comfort movies are tangled and fantastic mr fox

he also loves all the studio ghibli movies!

lloyd 100% reads fanfiction and has a million tabs open on ao3

he obvi reads starfarer comics but also reads marvel ones too

Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman >>> all the others

he still loves to prank people (he’s an awful little shit <3 /aff)

he also still has a HORRIBLE sweet tooth

he can and WILL NOT HESITATE to bite you

he’s like 5’5 and so bitter about it

he has a terrible potty mouth and swears a ton when the others around around to stop him

he is SUCH an animal person and has tried to bring stray cats home on MULTIPLE different occasions

he skateboards everywhere

ever since s9 he started wearing his hair up all the time

he used to have red eyes from his dad but once he got his powers they turned green

he also has fangs from his dad

he always scrunches his nose unconsciously

he’s a super heavy sleeper when he’s not on a mission and if you don’t stop him he WILL sleep in till noon

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Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

Battinson being a complete child magnet.

He is so done with being a CEO with Responsibilities and would rather just hang out with his neighbors' kids and play with legos or color or some shit, and kids are incredibly perceptive to this.

They can tell when an Adult isn’t an Adult Adult. And Battinson is barely an Adult in any right. At best, he’s an angsty teenager in a 28yo body. So when they see him on the street looking like he would rather be watching cartoons than go to work at nine in the morning, they just run up to him and say, “Wanna see the chalk art I made?!” or “What’s your favorite animal? Mine’s a porcupine :)” and their parents do not understand why.

They just can’t grasp how every single child has decided that Bruce is their best friend. They try to stop their little rascals from walking up to Bruce Wayne who probably has places to be at any time of day, but Bruce just goes with it because of course he wants to see their chalk art. It’s better than going to Stupid Meetings.

He is happy to follow some random toddler who grabbed his hand and won’t stop babbling on about nonsense. Some kid wants him to join their tea party? Bruce is honored. He will never turn down the opportunity to play hide and seek with the family across the street.

Bruce gradually becomes the parent/older sibling/friend type for like every single child in Gotham. He is the Go To Babysitter for like half his block (but if we’re being honest, it’s really Alfred. Bruce is just the playmate yk?) Every kid at school is soooo jealous of Dick because his dad is that cool rich guy that buys everyone ice cream at the park and braids their hair on Career Day and will sneak them candy from the top shelf when their parents aren’t looking.

He just has that EnergyTM with kids. Bruce is not a guardian figure. He’s one of them. He’s their imaginary friend come to life. He is an Adult Child, and he has money to spend, and he knows exactly how they feel, and he is completely down to making a castle out of marshmallows instead of Doing Work.

Then one day, some middle schooler meets Batman, gets the exact same vibe from him, and goes, “Wait a minute.”

Cherry tomato salad

Dadmight Alternate First Meeting AU….

Where Izuku was allowed to take the written portion of the exam but was then stopped by Present Mic before he could board the bus. He was told that, due to being quirkless, there was just too much risk to allow him to take the physical exam.

And Izuku is heartbroken at being denied a shot at his dreams. He got so close, yet still failed.

He still makes it into U.A., but it’s U.A’s Gen Ed course.

And while no one is outwardly mean, Izuku still feels isolated from everyone in his class and at his school. It doesn’t help that whenever he attempts to use U.A.’s public gym, he’s once again denied entry as many of the equipment there are deemed too dangerous for him.

One thing leads to another and somehow, this all cumulates into Izuku taking on his entire class’ cleaning duties. Every day. Why you may ask?

Well… just because he can’t be a hero, that doesn’t mean his classmates can’t.

And Izuku will gladly let everyone have an extra hour to themselves to train while he mops the floor, cleans the windows, and wipes the chalkboard. He’s practically a Cinderella. A Cinder-deku.

And who should one day find this Cinder-deku but a skeleton-looking Fairy Godmother named Yagi Toshinori.

Now Yagi’s been struggling to find a new successor at U.A. Sure, the first years are filled with potential, but when Yagi pictures giving them his quirk, his legacy, it feels… unfair.

Yes, One for All will make its user more powerful but… those in Class 1-A and 1-B (even 3-A) were already born with power. With quirks. Would they truly understand the sacredness of One for All? He’s not saying that he thinks they’ll be ungrateful! It’s just… would they treat his quirk as something special?

Or would they only use it as a means to further themselves?

He looks at Young Bakugo, Young Todoroki, even Young Uraraka and all he can see is… selfishness. Not bad selfishness in Uraraka’s case but still….

There wasn’t that spark of truly wanting to help others.

Then one day, Yagi passes by one of the Gen Ed classes and hears… singing?

More specifically, someone is singing the opening to All Might The Anime: The Silver Wars Saga and is belting out the chorus: “No matter who you are/I’ll leap from afar/There’s nothing to fear/Because I am here!”

And when Yagi pokes his head into the classroom, he meets the eyes of the green haired quirkless student that Mic had spoken about and pitied. He meets Midoriya Izuku, cleaning the classroom by himself.

Of course Izuku screams, half from shock and half from embarrassment, when he catches the tall, yellow-haired, scarecrow/skeleton man looking at him.

But after calming down, and giving Yagi a tissue to clean up the blood from his cough, the two begin talking.

And it’s during that conversation that Yagi realizes who he wants his successor to be.

(What follows then is Yagi getting second-hand embarrassment at Izuku’s All Might fanboying, Izuku constantly worrying about Yagi’s health, and the two of them becoming friends. Also, cue training montage at Dagobah beach.)

Looking for a fic HAS BEEN FOUND!

The fic is where the class thinks marinette is Ladybugs spy. She makes them outfits to let them know they can't be heros. I think it's after miracle queen. It was really good.

today is the only day you can reblog this

egyptian singer amira selim sings ancient egyptian verses at the pharaoh’s golden parade, in which the mummies of egypt’s ancient royalty were transported to their new home. 3rd April 2021.

Usseewa cover…with all might :0D