This shouldn’t make sense to me.
Marinette: Chloe your such a bitch
Chloe: HEY! I am not a bitch.
Chloe: I'm a
Bitch
My reaction wasn’t quite “what are those” it was more like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”
"Literalmente nunca antes había notadonlas zapatillas de Luka!"
"El obligatorio " Que son esos" de Nino, es por eso que necesita un Instagram, sus memes están tan fuera de fecha"
I love Luka's kicks!
Me, after 8 hours of sleep and fully decided on writing a new story: Alright! Time to get started!
(Proceeds to type ounce instead of once)
In a world full of superheroes and supervillians, you have the ability to see into the future. It’s very limited however because you can only see 24 hours into the future, thus you never really bothered telling anyone and only used it for party tricks. Now however, it is a sunny Saturday morning, and you have just received a doomsday vision.
It's high noon...
Okay but like what if a miraculous makes its way to New York and a crime boss gets their hands on it.
That actually is the second crossover that happens in the au.
Ladybug works with Queen bee takes down an up and coming Mobster that goes by the name “Talon” Its a Hawk Miraculous with the ability “Bullseye” allows him to hit any target as long as he can see it.
Childe: You may have had the upper hand now, but I swear I will find out all your secrets. I look forward to defeating you, once and for all.
Traveler, internally: I was using like 4% of my full power and you still lost.
(Smacks hand on post) see this? This is popularity. They made nothing but a noise and now it has 15 notes.
hm
Lumine, to Childe: You make a pinky promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinky promise, I snap your neck.
Childe:
Lumine: I figured you wouldn’t care enough if I threw you on ice.
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If you’re like me, and the regular old love square isn’t enough, I present to you…REVERSE LOVE SQUARE!!! Some of these are done with life swaps while others just change the direction of affections. Will be updated as more are found or changes need to be made. As always, feel free to rec your own!
masterpost
* = WIP
+ = mature/explicit rating
|| italics = my notes
Update 2/27: Oblivious added
Curiosity and Satisfaction by imthepunchlord (54,016)
*Coup De Foudre by Needs_More_Lesbians
* Topsy Turvy by ArcaneAnima
*Chasing the Sky by vanguardinitiate
* When Duty and Desire Meet by EdenDaphne and midnightstarlightwrites
*A Life Less Miraculous by MellyMiraculous
Who Needs Love? by Kaorei (173,351) || season1 rewrite on ff.net
* lessons in love by clairelutra
* The Cat’s Meowfia by ghostgirl19
*Stupid, Lucky Girl by ProbablyVoldemort
How to Fail an Identity Reveal by defenestratable (3,467)
*Something Gone Wrong by independentwriter137
* Oblivious by shadowfaerieammy
Copper Aflame by miraculousem (1,610)
Miscommunications by Ashtheshortstack (2,443)
Feet on the Ground by siderealSandman (1,324)
Knife To Meet You by projectml (6,578)
Traveler: I am so tired of accidentally committing crimes. It’s time for a change! Next country, clear name, I won’t do anything illegal!
Zhongli: Yes... about that...
Zhongli: you’re going to have to break into the country itself.
Traveler:
Zhongli:
Traveler:
Zhongli: And also, the archon is extremely paranoid.
I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.
There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:
Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—
Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—
Current hyperfixation: Breath of the Wild and Minecraft
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