Me: *Reads Post* Wait...

Update: it was perfect and more beautiful than I ever imagined

Motivation: Adrien would look killer in high heels.

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I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

Oh I’m sorry you mean Thursday?

what if there was just a revali day and all loz tumblr did was post the word revali over and over again

This is some sort of multiverse crack

Raihan with His new Pokémon Yoshi✌️😂💚

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✅Like and Reblog Appreciated!✅

Dialogue Prompt

“So... how long have you two been married?”

“Married?! We’re enemies!”

Guard Dog Dream au

- Technically combined with the shapeshifter dream au but whatever

- Dream is a shapeshifter that got discovered and was hunted down as a cryptid for a long time. No matter what he turns into, the mask stays on his face.

- He managed to blend in with a pack of wolves to get far away enough to not be regonize, but got injured during all his adventures and eventually woke up in a rescue shelter.

- The shelter “Rescued” him because of the mask stuck of his face covering his eyes. They tried to get it off, but once they realized it was physically attached to his face they thought “oh you poor thing” and made him a permanent rescue. Great.

- Dream stayed long enough to get healed, but the first chance he got he knew he needed to escape. And the easiest way to do that was to get adopted so the shelter wouldn’t look for him. Enter George.

- George in the au is pretty clumsy. No matter where he is, trouble always finds him. Brush with lava while mining, encountering creepers outside his door, etc. His friends Sapnap and BBH have pretty much banned him from anything dangerous out of fear of him dying (permadeath au). So to make him feel better about being stuck at home whenever they do something dangerous, they got him a dog. A rescue so he could take care of something.

- and of course, Dream was there, dragging three attendants by his leash trying to get into the adoption area because like hell he’s staying there for the rest of his life. He forcefully cuddles up to them, they end up adopting him and because of the stupid mask, the shelter’s gonna be checking in for six months to make sure they take care of him.

- needless to say, Dream is pretty much done with this ‘Adoption’ business, but pretending to be a rescue dog while planning his run away is better than being hunted down as a human and constantly avoiding bear traps.

- Then he meets George, and my god is this human always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Pillager raid while everyone’s out mining? Yep. Out collecting flowers and fell into a ravine without blocks? Happened. Creeper outside the house in just the right spot that he won’t see it till he opens the door? Every other Tuesday.

- It feels like every time Dream is close to escaping, George immediately gets into a situation with something hostile or dangerous. Which is frustrating because even though he wants to escape, he still has a heart and isn’t willing to let some innocent person lose a limb.

- Eventually, Dream has to face the fact he’s gotten too emotionally attached to George to leave. He becomes his protector because at this point, the boy’s gonna die without someone making sure he doesn’t fall into potholes.

Me: *sees this*

Me: Guess who just found their new iPad background-

some happy boyfriends for these trying times!

This suddenly makes so much freakin sense.

@ anyone who writes fics (long ones) in ALL LOWERCASE and NO PUNCTUATION:

i wish you the most mediocre life possible. the plot seems good but I HAVE ADHD I CANNOR READ ALL LOWERCASE!!! i would totally read ur fic if it didn’t GIVE ME A HEADACHE!!! miss me with that “its for the aesthetic” shit i just want to read good fics with proper formatting :((

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Farewell online privacy

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ML Fic Recs: Reverse Crush

If you’re like me, and the regular old love square isn’t enough, I present to you…REVERSE LOVE SQUARE!!! Some of these are done with life swaps while others just change the direction of affections. Will be updated as more are found or changes need to be made. As always, feel free to rec your own!

masterpost

* = WIP

+ = mature/explicit rating

|| italics = my notes

Update 2/27: Oblivious added 

Multichapter (word count next to completed fics)

Curiosity and Satisfaction by imthepunchlord    (54,016)

*Coup De Foudre by Needs_More_Lesbians

* Topsy Turvy by ArcaneAnima

*Chasing the Sky by vanguardinitiate

* When Duty and Desire Meet by EdenDaphne and midnightstarlightwrites

*A Life Less Miraculous by MellyMiraculous

Who Needs Love? by Kaorei    (173,351)  || season1 rewrite on ff.net

* lessons in love by clairelutra

* The Cat’s Meowfia by ghostgirl19

*Stupid, Lucky Girl by ProbablyVoldemort

How to Fail an Identity Reveal by defenestratable    (3,467)

*Something Gone Wrong by independentwriter137

* Oblivious by shadowfaerieammy

Oneshots

Copper Aflame by miraculousem   (1,610)

Miscommunications by Ashtheshortstack     (2,443)

Feet on the Ground by siderealSandman    (1,324)

Knife To Meet You by projectml    (6,578)