For all of my life I have for some reason been the person everyone talks to. This has lead to multiple people telling me very personal things. However it isn’t just limited to those my age. When I was younger, my parents hired tons of tutors for different things. For some reason, ALL of them felt inclined to talk to me about their love-life, friends, dogs and all that jazz. Because of this, by the time I was 13 I had more life advice than a 13 year old should. Have a problem with family? I already know successful solutions to twenty different problems and hop-boy do I have more. Having trouble dating? Bitch I managed to get a 46 year old a date. Basically, I had listened to so many adults talk about personal problems and ask for advice (from a child) that I was able give advice for almost ANY SITUATION, despite never being in them.
YES THANK YOU
All I'm saying is, if a fic refers to characters by their physical attributes instead of their names or pronouns ("he smiled at the older" "the blonde laughed") when we know who the character is, and ESPECIALLY if the descriptions include "ravenette" or "cyanette" or other ridiculous words--
I'm clicking out of that fic so fast my AO3 history won't even register I've been there.
Thank you all forms of media for making it so I’m always hungry for straight custard. By custard I mean the type you put in pastries and other confections. The type that is generally considered to be a base and not something you should eat by itself.
It hurts me seeing my favorite characters and/or actors making what look to be delicious and not being able to make it my self.
that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world
Fuck this shit Imma eat a jar
Tumblr is the one site where I am HEAVILY confused at what the formalities are. I know that there is some form of etiquette on this site yet after a year or two of being here I have no fucking idea
The token straight is confused about the different sexualities
Let me just uh…. totally out of pure wackiness not cause I absolutely agree and feel we should just eat em.
"Oh doomed yuri is great! I love doomed yuri soooo much! Hey, you should read some doomed yuri!" You know what I love? Joy, whimsy, feeling happy for the day you god damned masochists
So uh…. I made a campaign where everyone is lying to each other (except the cat that’s getting high all time) and the chaos that’s ensuing is WONDERFUL. They literally had a 1 hour fight about wether one person has green eyes or not because of this.
Writing Tip!
You know you’ve written a character well when 5 minutes introducing them you kill them yet you’re readers still cry.
Tip finished.