A Four-panel Retelling Of Me And @kyatmiya's Beautiful Foray Into Modded Minecraft. We Decided In A Classical

this poor dude is hanging onto their gender identity by a string and Tumblr is waving scissors in the air like a pitchfork mob

Foxes on the mind

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

So, yesterday was the Trans Day of Visibility, and at no point was I translucent. I was firmly seeable throughout the entire 24 hours. I can no longer legally deny it, guess I'm a girl now, thems the rules.

if we're friends ive probably thought about marrying you at least once. probably a few times realistically

Bonk!

rb to smack prev with a fish

"yea im a writer, i do worldbuilding"

*gets one spurt of inspiration, writes ten paragraphs then shrivels up like a dried head of lettuce for another month*

where d'ya get friends like this. asking for purely academic curiosity

I think I’ve seen the boobs of most of my friends… is this normal? I’m not complaining, just took me a bit to realize lol.

GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...

ok whos making posts about me again

thinking again about vampirism as disability

why are people complaining about the price of eggs? I'm literally right here and you can have me for the low, low price of not treating me like an inconvenience.