You Ever Just Spend Two Hours Writing, Just Straight Up Juicing That Brain For All Its Fucking Worth,

the sad reality. I want to drag all my mutuals to my favorite aquariums but they live a distance of one william miles away

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

Mutual masturbation? Uh yeah, of course I masturbate to my mutuals.

ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

ADHD + Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria means if you tell me I did something wrong I will either think about it every single day for the rest of my life or I didn't hear you at all because "every day we're out there making Ducktales wooo-ooo!"

I don't know chief, sounds like something a hot person would say

how in gods name are you so hot

whattttt no I'm not >~<

oh yea, this site exists. Here's a vent meme that got pressure cooked in my prefrontal cortex at 5AM. Primo literature will be posted at some point(?) when my writers block unblocks. Going through some AO3 writer "sry for not updating i got hit by a falling piano and accused of high treason <3" levels of backstage misery so that may be soon or it may be months. who knows?

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

PLSSSSS

Hello chat

I decided to start writing again, and in the spirit of AuDHD threw out everything i wrote before and started a new project. Now, how do I write a character that isn't in some way shape or form me.

where d'ya get friends like this. asking for purely academic curiosity

I think I’ve seen the boobs of most of my friends… is this normal? I’m not complaining, just took me a bit to realize lol.

what if i sat next to you. and leaned my head on yoir shoulder. and started purring. What then. I Win

well, anonymous user, that is what we in the biology business call "mutualism". You get a soft shoulder to lay on, and I get to pet something. everyone wins!