That Bitch Eve Is At It Again

COME ON HANAMUSA GANG, WE CAN WIN THIS POLL

WE'RE A LOT LESS CANON THAN THE ACE ATTORNEY BOYS, AND THIS IS THE NONCANON GAYEST BITCHES POLL AFTER ALL

HANAMUSA SWEEP BABY

Round 7, FINALE

When the idea of a Xenoblade spinoff comes up, it’s usually in the form of a Warriors game. And yeah, that’d be cool and I’d spend 500 hours on it. But I like the idea of a racing game, just because I think there’s potential for cool courses and these characters deserve a chance to just have fun. Anyways Nintendo/Monolith please consider making Xenokart real.

Xenoblade 1:

Vehicles from this game could be modified versions of the mobile artillery and Face Mechon units.

Course Ideas: Tephra Cave, Bionis Leg, Satorl Marsh, Eryth Sea, Alcamoth, Sword Valley, Fallen Arm, Agniritha, Bionis Interior, Memory Space

Xenoblade X:

Skells already have a pseudo car mode, and also regular cars are here. Also time travel cars exist too.

Course Ideas: NLA, Talon Rock, Nopon Braidbridge, Divine Roost, around the Yawning Giant, Lake Ciel, the general O’rrh Sim area, White Phosphor Lake, Mount M’gando

Xenoblade 2:

I got nothing for Xenoblade 2 inspired vehicles.

Course Ideas: I guess just the titans, along with the inside of the World Tree and the First Low Orbit Station? I think you should be able to ride on that ring around the planet connected to the First Low Orbit Station too.

Xenoblade 3:

Levnises are the vehicles here.

Course Ideas: Alfeto Valley, Eagus Wilderness, Great Cotte Falls, Maktha Wildwood, the City, Origin

There are probably other good course ideas, but I don’t remember too much of 2′s environments and since areas in 3 are hybrids of areas from 1 and 2 I don’t want to repeat things too much. Expecting X content is also unrealistic but I’m biased and the environments are cool and unique. If you guys have ideas for courses, vehicles, character rosters, or whatever, feel free to share them.

Hey Discord’s about to fuck things up

Short version is that they’re changing how usernames work, most notably by getting rid of the discriminator (the #1234 or whatever at the end of your username). Here’s the full thing.

https://discord.com/blog/usernames

Yeah this fucking sucks. Spread the word, if we’re lucky we can bully them out of doing this.

THE LONG AWAITED ALL-ENCOMPASSING FIRE EMBLEM FMK POLL.

Behold my hours upon hours of pain and suffering.

wheelofnames.com

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

your result?

(I tired removing the children characters but I realized I put too many hours into this already so just high five them if you get any I accidentally left in ok bye I love you)

Oo-oo-oa-oa

I can't believe I forgot about Amy (and also Tom I guess). I was on Miiverse so much when it was around and I met my best friends there, Nintendo please bring a version of it back. Nothing else will ever fill the void.

ROUND 1D: DUMMY GIRL (FriendAddTool 3DS Debug) vs AMY (Miiverse)

i think they would be friends if they ever met

Now that the Switch 2 has been officially revealed, what's your favorite out of these crazy/iconic things that happened during the Switch Era?

I've seen this for some other fandoms, so I wanna call dibs on doing this for Xenoblade.

Spin the wheel for a Xenoblade 1 character, and then vote:

Radom

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