Not Now Kitten Mommy’s About To Become An Academic Victim Because Of Exams

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

me and the bad bitch (my beautiful mutual) i pulled by making 5 note flop posts

rip will herondale you would’ve loved polyamory and gay marriage

losing my MIND

it’s officially september so happy halloween my esteemed bastards

things that are gay sex:

cannibalism

surgery

russian roulette

braiding/brushing hair

fishing

hunting

gutting animals

stabbing

drinking blood from the wrist or neck

autopsies

shootouts

boxing/wrestling

digging in the ground

yes spotify wrapped is here. no i will not be disclosing it. thank you for your consideration.

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

i was not made to contribute to society i was made to sit in my room and knit and read and write and talk to my friends while listening to indie music