Do U Think Mark Zuckerberg And Andrew Garfield Ever Explored Each Other’s Bodies

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

things that are gay sex:

cannibalism

surgery

russian roulette

braiding/brushing hair

fishing

hunting

gutting animals

stabbing

drinking blood from the wrist or neck

autopsies

shootouts

boxing/wrestling

digging in the ground

yes spotify wrapped is here. no i will not be disclosing it. thank you for your consideration.

you're funny

are you okay

i make posts on the internet for validation

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

If I were famous I would remain closeted exclusively so people could speculate on my sexuality. I want to get somebody canceled on Twitter for asking whether or not I the faggiest person alive is gay.

lady macbeth: my husband (derogatory)

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: I don't want to do this alone.

Person B: Then hold my hand, because we're doing this together.

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi