Leaked Script For The Falcon And The Winter Solider (2021):

me and who for halloween

the feminine urge to defend unlikeable female characters on the internet with my life

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: I don't want to do this alone.

Person B: Then hold my hand, because we're doing this together.

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

Janet just likes the 70s Ghost ig?

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

maturing is realizing you don’t want a boyfriend or a girlfriend but rather a partner (good friend, business partner, sworn enemy with whom you must raise children with etc) who you have incredible sexual tension with and that is all

flyboys

so so so scared that one day i’m going to have grown apart from the people i love most in the world right now and they’re just going to be strangers that i never forgot