You’re Telling Me That You Didn’t Have A Greek Mythology Phase? What Are You, Straight?

WHEN DID I DELETE THIS POST THIS ISNT FAIR AND I MISSED VALENTINES

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

lady macbeth: my husband (derogatory)

artemis is one of the best characters ever created i think. she likes to feel like a cobb salad when shes having sex. she serves cunt at all hours of the day. shes bisexual. shes jewish. she's always serving a look. she is constantly on psychedelic drugs. she fucks nasty in the dumpster behind wendy's. shes perfect

i made this tumblr post almost three years ago and i think it’s very sweet that it’s their birthday today when this is getting notes again :)

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

my posts aren’t doing so well i think i’m just going to start posting jokes my girlfriend likes and making sure my love for her is immortalized or whatever

casting a person of color as annabeth is such a POWER MOVE that single-handedly made it so much better than the movies. i am not wrong.

god, girlhood is just something so special. when i went to watch barbie yesterday i ran to the bathroom during previews and some mom turned to her daughter and said ‘look other people are wearing pink’, and all around the theatre people were commenting on each others outfits, and it was so nice to just have that sense of community and support with absolute strangers you would never see again

you're funny

are you okay

i make posts on the internet for validation

did you know i could break beneath the weight

of the goodness, love, i still carry for you?