You Kill A Revived God

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" Oh– Thank you, I guess..? This is the second time in a month someone besides Steven has said that to me! "

A phone-headed man peered out from said portal. So this was Roger.

" H– Hello? Hello hello? "

“Haiii!! I like your hair!! :3”

-a small blue skinned teal haired boy wearing a cat shirt walked up to her, a small pin saying “hello im Garry! Im half deaf!” On his shirt, he waved to her, his hairs messy and unkept, along with his clothes, worn and tattered, boy looks like he hasn’t eaten in days,-

Uhh.............. thanks........ w-what......what are you.......

[Eliza looks around, she was just walking back to the abandoned school and this kid comes up to her........ how is he not one bit suspicious of her!? She's literally wereing all black and an eyepatch...... is this kid even a human?]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

Balls.

Yes, and?

incorrect quotes #1

Dipper: eating chips (Doritos)

Bill: MY BROTHERS, NOO-

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join my in my endeavor of anonymously giving random Steven ask blogs jars of rice and seeing how many actually reply/j

I put my Roger into a jar of rice.

meow

bites matt cutely /affec

Matt meowed back, not too bothered by being bitten.

" Ah, right! "

Ford clicks his pen, seemingly eager to question Roger. The phone headed man seemed nervous, glancing between Owl and Ford in a way only a phone could. With a few clicks, Roger spoke. " So..? "

" Where did you get that phone from? Were you born with it, or did you acquire it later on? "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]