@owlthehybrid @ross-yippee

@owlthehybrid knows what I eat from this list :)

reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:

toilet paper

drywall

pineapple on pizza

human skin

pussy

but no one is able to guess which

Oreos in his mouth

this man is relatable

matthew . i have a gift . for you . [ plushieofsteven.png ] get freaky . or don't . idk .

" Mine. Thank you. "

Steven scoffs. " You have the real thing right here?? "

" Yeah, I’m aware– it’s just a nice gift. Thanks anon! "

bet he didn’t see that one coming

What’s the difference?

what’s the difference between transmasc and transfem?! I forgot. 🥲

Flowers.

Dandy meets Flowey.

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

Balls.

Yes, and?

overly aggressive pat pat the Dave

O u r p l e

Dave lowers his head slightly to make it easier for the anon to pat him. " Thanks, anon! "

lmao

His bow-tie and top-hat privileges got revoked