datepicmemer

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“When in doubt, rub one out.”

-idk, some dude probably

@gairfowl

BONUS!

TONIGHT on top gear

I fail to discover the northwest passage

Hammond gets chummy with the natives

and James dies of scurvy

get a room

dont shave ur bush I will kill myself

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gender neutral :3

mmm hacker!reader wanted by the government and military for their skills and finally getting caught but not expecting to be met with four men and eight pairs of fat muscular tits. not complaining, at all. anyways!

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

Worst Word - In the World

Random assortment of shitposts I made while in a lecture

OBSESSED with how soap's bottom lip pouts when resting or upset (bless gif makers I'm in ur debt)

And THE WAY HE BITES IT

"Stand down Sergeant" Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III

Soap Being Soap

Oooh how do Ghost and Soap get together in your stories???

Smooth operator

guess who im obsessed with now

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problematic swag gap relationship

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

Shush

JOHN "SOAP" MACTAVISH Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)

Need to cum 3 times in a row and then sleep for 15 hours straight. This would absolutely not fix me but I think the idea's neat.

The test subject has logged on

Something something Ghost hates your dad too much to ignore the feeling and figures fucking the man's wife isn't a low enough blow so he goes after you.

a fine night of debauchery