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Me: I should study

Also me: make plush do a boogie woogie

Person A: “You stabbed me in the back!”

Person B, gazing down at the knife in Person A’s stomach: “Uh, no, I stabbed you in the front, actually.”

Submitted by @lamsauce​

HANNIBAL AU WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME BUT WHEN HANNIBAL THROWS HIS DINNER PARTIES HE DRESSES UP LIKE DR. FRANK-N-FURTER

More tobias and russ!

(Edit: i forgot to draw the jacket details. Dw they are still canon im just dumb 😭)

“He’ll wake up, he always does.” - Snape has an unfortunate habit of passing out after arriving home from a DE meeting and ensuring Potter was safe.

The cruciatus curse doesn’t leave physical marks. A mouth filled with blood from biting his tongue was always a tell tale sign to Harry that Snape was gonna be on the floor for awhile and would have shaky hands for a few days to come.

-holds out my mug to collect tears-

There is a tradition in Italy. The day after Easter, called "Pasquetta" you have to grill!! 😂 So to all Italians listening good barbecue! 🔥 For everyone else, here's a Severus Snape grappling with the barbecue!

do you think they ever lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

Death obsessed autistic faggots are our only hope for a cultural renaissance