Heres One Of My Favourite Plushie!

They look like they go on platonic dates to gossip about the latest local scandal and drink iced coffee together

"Did you hear that mayor Dimpleton had a gold statue of himself built in his backyard with taxpayer money?"

the two new furbys i'm getting on Tuesday are giving "bonded pair, do not separate"

LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS.

The furry jacket tutorial

Hello to make this jacket you’ll need scissors, a sewing machine, sewing needle, thread, a zipper, drawstring elastic measuring tape, a marker, paper, and three fabrics(I picked two cottons and a kinky fabric for the fur but feel free to use any kind)

I’ll be referring to my fabrics as 1, 2, and 3

We’ll start by drawing and cutting out our pattern, pattern piece one is 3.5 inches wide and 3 inches tall, piece two is 7 inches wide and 3 inches tall, and piece 3 is is 14 inches wide and in the middle at 7 inches it’s 6 inches tall

The sizes were picked by measuring my adult furby(model) Buck so feel free to change it for different sized furbies

Put all there pieces on there fabric and cut you’ll need 2 cuts of pattern piece one from fabrics one, two and three, you’ll need one cut of pattern piece two from fabrics one and two, lastly you’ll need 2 cuts of pattern piece three from fabric 3 DON’T FORGET SEAM ALLOWANCE IT WILL FUCK YOU OVER (🫶🏾I did around 1 inch of seam allowance)

Layer fabric from pattern piece one in the order of one, two, three, just like the picture it’s important( also if it’s heard to tell fabrics one and two have their good sides facing each other)

Then sew all pieces like this

Ok and that’s it’s for step one I’ll make another post for what’s nexts

Enjoy this meme I made at 2am a couple days ago

My girlfriend and I have been making "Amish kid who/with ___" jokes, here are some for your reading pleasure

Amish kid who likes to sleep: Beddidiah

Amish kid who runs too fast: Speddidiah

Amish kid addicted to ketamine: Ketadiah

Amish kid with an anxiety disorder: Dredidiah

Amish kid who eats lead paint: Leadidiah

Amish kid who just got married: Wedidiah

And finally... in response to Wedidiah

Amish kid who gives really good head: Headidiah

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

Finally finished this filet crochet project of the goddess Hestia!

I'm insanely proud of it and it's currently being blocked

Done with a 1.5mm hook, pen for scale below:

A WIN FOR FURBY

Verdict: Nice list!

All Furbies are on the nice list! I will give them all bead necklaces with their names on Christmas!

i vote that Coming Out Cakes should become commonplace.

when, for instance, a teen confides in their parents about their gender/sexual identity, that act of self-discovery and trust should be celebrated with a cake. or dinner out at their favorite restaurant. or both. show queer loved ones that you don't just love and support them--you also celebrate them. you celebrate them with cake.

I didn't even know it was a thing til the day after Halloween, I vote in favour of this!!!

you know what, why don't we make inbox trick or treating a year round thing

i want to get an ask in febuary asking for some candy and you fucking bet that i'll give them some

Anya Mouthwashing

Might do more Mouthwashing fanart, we shall see