Mav: Would You Punch Your Best Friend In The Face For $100?

Pool party with the Tracys (hold tight on your seats)

So we were in our lil pool at home, and an infinity or little plastic balls were hanging around because my bro loves them.

Out of joking I say "here's the Tracys" while I take a group of balls blue, green, orange, yellow, and the last one that is red (and the only one red in the pool).

He observes the balls one by one and then, noticing that Red Ball™ has sunk and does not float like the others, he remarks with a "Alan is fat".

After a while I accidentally step on a blue ball, and when I bring it back to the surface it’s all crumpled. At this point bro looks at the ball, and calmly says "Scott is dead". Well, rip Scott.

Even later I try to empty the Red Ball, which in the meantime no longer floated because it was punctured. Bro tries to stop me, so I say to him, "Then you filled Alan with water! Look how fat he is now!" He looks at me and then yells "Alan likes to be fat!" trying to steal my ball. If you say so.

I put myself in the pool, but Bro comes up and says, "Scott’s out of air." I mean, that’s why he’s dead, isn't he?

I dive after a while, and when I resurface I see Bro hugging a purple ball. He notices I’m looking at him and he says, "Grandma Tracy needs love." Aw. After a while he wants to point out that "Grandma needs love, but not her cooking." If she hears you..

After a while I hear Bro shouting "WHERE IS VIRGIL??" We look for him together (because although there are at least 15 green balls in the pool the darkest one had to be Virgil), and in the end we find him on the ground. Bro says "go and see if it’s flat" to me. I remain silent for a while and then I say "Sorry, but is he on drugs, that’s all full of holes?". He answers with a "maybe. He deserves it." .. k fam.

Once Bro is reunited with the Tracy brothers I hear him yelling again, only this time he’s like, "You’re grounded!" to a fuchsia ball that should be Kayo. Then he continues with a "YOU TOO PENELOPE, GET GROUNDED!" and he proceeds to remove from the water a pink ball and a fuchsia one and place them in his hat. It is not known how, but even Grandma Tracy ends up grounded.

After a while I hear him shouting "Best Thunderbird of The Day!" and then I answer "Who is the Best Thunderbird of the day?". He, without even looking at me goes "Scott!" but then corrects himself. "Not Scott, but Thunderbird 1." I say, "Look, Scott’s dead." He says, "I’m trying to fill him with life." Okay, go ahead. Fill Scott with life.

So that's all. Alan is fat, Scott is dead, Virgil is on drugs and all the girls are grounded. Seems fair to me (?).

In conclusion, I love my Bro (and the Tracy's, obvi).

new headcanon for the dialogue here:

rooster, pulling back from the hug, laughing to himself: “you know, I always dreamed of flying with you as a kid.”

mav, visibly touched, smiling like a doofus, probably concussed let’s be real: “hmm. and the verdict?”

rooster, exhausted smile, shaking his head, definitely concussed amirite: “absolutely never again.”

and then they laugh and the photo’s taken 📸❤️

Top Gun Headcanons #3

After his death, Slider replaces Iceman as COMPACFLT.

When he enters the office for the first time, there is a neatly written note left on the desk:

Dear Admiral Kerner,

Have fun with Maverick.

- Ice.

Slider: GODDAMNIT, TOM!

Ugh, I adore them. 🥰

pennymav <3

Mav + Slider: *running away from something/someone*

Carole: Should we help them?

Ice: *running after Mav + Slider*

Goose: Nah, I think they're okay

They were not

My loves 💕

Top Gun: Maverick A Mav x Penny Gifset for y'all!

More gifsets and stills on my blog/mostly focusing on TG and M:I. Any gif or still suggestions? Ask Box is open

Viper: Trust me, Lieutenant, Maverick would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Ice: ...

Ice: With all due respect, Sir, Maverick would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Commander Tower: You're a loose cannon, Shadow.

Shadow: No. Omega is a loose cannon.

Omega: *destruction noises*

Top Gun Headcanons #1

Jake is from a relatively rich family but, far from being handed everything, his parents were (and still are) very dismissive of his aspirations to be a fighter pilot, even though he's now easily one of the best naval aviators in the country.

Virgil 💚