She Ghost On My Face Till I Scream

Women please survive

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

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old sketch I finished with a mouse

they’re so lame

jump on one leg 5 times, clap your hands 3 times and you will have this under your pillow

i cannot get over the fact that josh is mike schmidt and matthew fucking lillard is purple guy. amazing casting. im so hype for the movie

Fan art I drew of garfield dying in a glue trap

fearbook twyla !!!! ugh she's so cute I'm obsessed

Any time a firefighter sees Kai Ninjago on the street they attack him immediately. In fact when you apply for a job as a firefighter in Ninjago you have to sign a waiver confirming that you are willing and able to fight Kai at any given moment. Defeating him in hand to hand combat is the only way to get promoted to fire chief

"Hey, look, this tomato looks like you!"