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The Phrogress

happy ides of march everyone I hope you get in a good stabbing

I cant believe dan and phil just confirmed their relationship status

What astronomical level of boiled frog are we at when dan and phil literally discuss THIS IMAGE with no caveat and no denial, and yet no one notices:

PHIL IS A WIFE GUY CONFIRMED???????

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS????????????

THEY KNOW WE KNOW, BUT DO WE KNOW THAT THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW? DO WE EVEN KNOW?

Phoqueing seal 🦭

pheal sighting at antwerp zoo

And suddenly it all makes sense.

easy solution to the whole ph- discourse is marriage. like if dan and phil get married, dan has the ability to change his name, which solves the whole issue. this is why i am proposing we get a DanAndPhilGAMES rebrand to PhilAndPhilGAMES, featuring Phil Howell and Phil Lester, happily married

this is how 2009 really happened

This😭

Quick comic to get out my FEELINGS I want to THROW UP Neil

"we're gentle now" is devastating to me. they grew up not knowing much about life, let alone how to deal with it on their own and they only had each other to lean on for everything with the full knowledge that they are both just two little guys let out into the world to explore. trial and error and 15 years later they are gentle. they know how to take care of themselves and especially of each other, and they know where the line is and when not to cross it. they have fully grown into themselves but in the way trees grow together and become one somewhere along the thickest, most important branches; in the way rivers split and crash and come together into one solid stream again; in the way that fucking phan dragon can never be separated by its other siamese half or it will cease to exist

they learned to be gentle with and from and because of each other despite once upon a time not knowing this was even an option

I had a dream that Dan and Phil made a Phouse tour but at some indiscernible point I was there with them. They had a billiard room in the basement because " Phil always wanted a pool table" They even showed the view from behind their house looking out on a lake? River? With romantic little cottages along the bank. But not the actual Phouse from the outside.

If you want cute how about lion and Liones? If you want more naturalistic how about some of their houseplants? The Pheal, maby lion, Lioness and the gold pig roasting mashemalows together. Or maybe some things they've cooked before. something off one of their sets from shows or tours. If you like text maybe a Dan quote like embrace the void exetra. Could be a whisk. A cat and a bear with a chord connecting them.

hiii i’m coming up on 8 years as a phannie and been thinking about getting a tattoo to memorialise my time in the phandom (as i feel like 8 years is enough of a commitment to permanently put it on my body haha) but i hate super obvious celebrity tattoos and was wondering if u or anyone had any ideas about subtle tattoo ideas? if it helps in the same area as id get it i have another tattoo of playing cards, a minecraft cake and a quote and its on the top part of my arm so something that could be quite small and fit with the vibe ive cultivated in that area already 😭 the only thing my brain is coming up with is like cat whiskers which i think is too cringe for me lol i want it to look normal to most ppl apart from me but im STUCK so im handing this over to u as the phandom historian 😭😭 help me pls

there’s always the standard subtle dnp tattoos: a sun and moon, a cat and bear, the & symbol, the word 2009? also maybe one of the page break illustrations from YWGTTN? orrr one of phil’s doodles from draw my life/the doodle planner?

anyone else have any ideas!