PLEASE

I know I keep dragging Zoro but I honestly think this man has been lost since he was a child. His parents have been fucking looking for him since the day he wandered into the forest and wound up at the dojo.

“Have you seen our son? Stupidly strong, green, and never knows where the fuck he is?” They never found him and now he’s a fucking pirate.

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anyway…. one piece roronoa zoro dead PARENTS PIRATES i know it’s not canon but it’s still funny pffffft parent pirates

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dandi915

4 weeks ago

Yea can’t you see they hate each other

one piece fan comic. it starts with usopp saying, "hey, um. don't you guys like, hate each other or something?". off screen, someone says, "of course." and "big time." the next panel reveals that usopp has been talking to zoro and sanji, who are snuggling in a hammock in a nonchalant manner. usopp continues to say,"but then why-" but zoro cuts him off, saying, "he gets nightmares." sanji adds, "yeah I get nightmares."

prob won’t post all the comics i have but i still like this one lol

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anyway…. one piece roronoa zoro zoro sanji zosan black leg sanji sanzo like they despise each other loathe even it’s a truly fucked up kinda hate it’s also called ✨homosexuality✨ we love that for them ussop

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dandi915

6 months ago

more sanji bullying

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<3 one piece sanji monkey d. luffy making fun of Sanji is so fun he’s just a sad little man

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dandi915

2 months ago

OKAY OKAY LISTEN

Strawhat karaoke night and let’s say Zoro is schwasted like even with his unusually high alcohol tolerance normally he wouldn’t but for whatever reason he gets on stage or wherever and sings THIS

I DONT EVEN CARE WHO ITS ABOUT JUST IMAGINE HIM SCREAMING THIS INTO A MIC UGHGFHHSHHDHS

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Spotify pretty please one piece roronoa zoro zoro thank you for coming to my ted talk i need it carnally someone draw this or animate it i would give anything KENDRICK DROP ANOTHER DISS TRACK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS that type of energy honestly most Steven Rodrigues songs work

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dandi915

4 weeks ago

Ah yes I love play fighting with my bestie while half naked in the dark mhm

me and my bestie when we play fight or something like that

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anyway…. one piece roronoa zoro zoro sanji relatable also zosan black leg sanji sanzo i think so zoros boobs totally just bros why are they both so fine what’s up with that can I add my zoros boobs tag to this

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dandi915

1 month ago

This is perfection

A Comic About 40-year-old Sanji Meeting 19-year-old Sanji (and Zoro) And The Rest Of The Crew On The

A comic about 40-year-old Sanji meeting 19-year-old Sanji (and Zoro) and the rest of the crew on the Merry, heavily inspired by/based on this comic by sixpaw_pawsix on Twitter (please go check it out, it’s so good)!

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anyway…. one piece roronoa zoro zoro sanji zosan this is so good black leg sanji sanzo the faces Ughhhhhhh the little dance too

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dandi915

6 months ago

Reblogging when I have a song stuck in my head

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Spotify

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dandi915

4 months ago

No no you’re onto something here

an atheist tied to a cross being saved by a god and becoming his right-hand man is very poetic ngl

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one piece roronoa zoro monkey d. luffy

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dandi915

3 months ago

People were asking so here’s the masterpiece

LOOK AT HIM ISJSHHSJSHSHDIJDHFHD

Just found out I’ve been ROBBED of what could have been one of my favorite one piece outfits (granted it wouldn’t have even been canon but I don’t care) regardless why am I just now finding out that in film red Katakuri was supposed to get a pirate outfit from Uta but didn’t and you can find the actual sketch of the outfit pretty easily and I’m livid WHY DID THEY TAKE THIS FROM US ITS LITERALLY PERFECT AGHGFTHHVUERETUTEIYRUTWIFSIG

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self reblog one piece charlotte katakuri im still not over it theyre cowards and i stand by that me talking

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dandi915

4 months ago

I have so many feelings on this