Today My Little Brother Texted Me While He Was In School And Said “Got A Donut For Math Class Imagine

Today my little brother texted me while he was in school and said “Got a donut for math class imagine not having a donut” and sent two pictures of his donut so I called him an asshole, left work, drove to quick trip, and got myself TWO donuts. I then texted him a picture and called him a bitch. I love my brother.

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brother my life me talking little brother donuts I got a pink donut with rainbow sprinkles and some donut holes with white frosting and a red drizzle it was delicious

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Ha loser

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one piece roronoa zoro sanji black leg sanji I LOVE IT SO MUCH MWAH LOOK AT HIS FACE dracule mihawk he’s regretting being born
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oh what a joy it is to get to grow old

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1 month ago

This is perfection

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anyway…. one piece roronoa zoro zoro sanji zosan this is so good black leg sanji sanzo the faces Ughhhhhhh the little dance too
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dandi915
2 months ago

Mmm yes thank you

110 Cm
110 Cm
110 Cm
110 Cm

110 cm

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one piece roronoa zoro zoro holy shit like cmon zoros boobs A HUNDRED AND TEN I wanna suffocate in them
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Down D Stairs really tried to go two for two

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one piece zoro tashigi down d stairs tried to kill kuina again
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dandi915
4 weeks ago

Ah yes I love play fighting with my bestie while half naked in the dark mhm

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me and my bestie when we play fight or something like that

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anyway…. one piece roronoa zoro zoro sanji relatable also zosan black leg sanji sanzo i think so zoros boobs totally just bros why are they both so fine what’s up with that can I add my zoros boobs tag to this
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dandi915
4 months ago

The expressions and the colors eeuughughhghg

page 1 of a ship comic of sanji, ace & luffy (ace & sanji focused) in a modern alternate universe set in the Baratie, where sanji works at. The tips of two black haired individuals are in frame, tussling, one saying "that's 6 to 0 now! Give it up!" While the other yells "no way! Rematch!" Sanji looks exasperated while holding a clipboard, thinking 'Damn, I could hear this table from across the restaurant. These two guys are gonna cause me some trouble, huh.' Sanji: Sorry to interrupt whatever the hell this is, but are you ready- he trails off as he realises it's luffy, who waves at him plus a mysterious man who he's been arm wrestling with. Sanji, blurting: Luffy? What're you doing here? Sanji, thinking: and who's this bozo? Luffy: Hey! I don't think you've met my brother! Ace tries to introduce himself but gets cut off by luffy slamming his arm down, and yells that he's a cheater. Luffy, ignoring this: whew! Finally beat you! That means I order first!
Page 2. Luffy smiles, oblivious to a free hand creeping towards him Luffy: Sanji! Thank god you're here! I want you to bring me a big steak he is cut off and gets his lips grabbed cartoonishly by ace as revenge, who ignores luffy's hands grabbing at the offending arm and his muffled whines. Ace: Ah, apologies for causin' a ruckus here Ace bows while someone from the next booth side eyes the two. Sanji thinks 'Nice manners, but he's not letting go.' Ace: so you're sanji, huh? I've heard a lot about you from my baby brother here. Sanji, surprised: Oh shit. I'm guessing you're Ace then? I've heard a bit about you as well. Ace, winking with a smile: surely only cool stuff though, right? A mini crayon flashback of luffy saying "when Ace was in middle school he wore eyeliner and tight black jeans every day" appears. Sanji smirks: yeah, something like that. What are you two doing here anyway? Trying to make my shift harder?
Page 3 Ace: nah, not hoping to! Loof told me you cook up some crazy good food here, & I wanted to try the real deal. So does our other brother, but he's takin' a piss right now. Luffy shakes off Ace's grip on his lips for a sec before his hand returns as a full grip on Luffy's whole face. Ace: But, if it's no problem, could we get something whipped up by you personally? Sanji sits on the edge of the table, legs crossed. Sanji: Well, the old bastard's kicked me out of the kitchen for stupid reasons tonight. a big black box appears that says Stupid Reason: Violence. Ace's face falls slightly. Ace: Damn, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that, we'll just have to- he gets interrupted by Sanji, flashing a thumbs up and a grin. Sanji: However, I can still wriggle my way back in there one way or another! I'll be sure to blow your expectations out of the water. Ace perks back up Ace: Sweet! Thanks a bunch, Sanji! I was told you were the best cook in the world... Ace winks with a smile Ace: But I didn't know you were such a charming guy, too! I could fall for ya right now! Sanji blushes and starts stammering until a big 'gah' is heard
Page 4 Luffy has broken free once more. Luffy, yelling: I want meat! Ace: oh, sorry loof- and then gets cut off by luffy biting down on his hand in anger and desperation. Ace, yelling: Ack! No! No biting! That was a rule! Luffy, yelling more while he's being shaken: You're taking way too long! I'm starving! Sanji, thinking: this is a lot Ace begins to retort but notices his stomach rumbling Ace: Oh shoot, me too actually. He turns back to Sanji with a smile Ace: Anyway, we'll have two of everything to nibble on while we wait! he holds up two fingers like a peace sign, as does Luffy while he nods with his mouth still enveloping Ace's fist. Sanji picks his clipboard and pen back up and says "yeah, alright" and then freezes in place with a desolate expression. Sanji: To start?

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

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one piece sanji comic its so good I LOVE IT monkey d. luffy portgas d ace acesan they’re amazing luffys faces
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dandi915
2 months ago

PFFFF

“oh no”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun

Hang in there zoro-kun

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i love them so much one piece zoro sanji zosan sanzo blinded by his beauty arent ya heh zoro is such a loser
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dandi915
5 months ago

not what i was expecting to read on a friday afternoon but i am so here for it

We Did It Gang
We Did It Gang

We did it gang

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dandi915
5 months ago

💀

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

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