As A Kid I Believed God Created Humans. As An Adult I Believe That Humans Created God.

by Draw Bart Draw

prof told a physics joke in class today.

So Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving in a car, and a cop pulls them over.

cop: do you have any idea how fast you were going??

Heisenberg: no, but I know exactly where I am

H&S: laughing uncontrollably

cop: absolutely done with this shit 

cop: FINE I’M GONNA SEARCH YOUR CAR

cop: searches trunk

cop: did you know  you had a dead cat back here?!!??

Schrodinger: i do now

SUPERnova!

Anions

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

FOR SCIENCE

But lightyears are distance so how can you be a distance to late?

My Astronomy teacher put this up in the back of our classroom to remind us of our place… - Imgur