The Assassins Have Found Me.

Train conversations are wild

I now know about a guy who drunkenly paid 250 bucks for a street escort, but he still loves his girlfriend.

I am itchy, it is time to hatch

This black friday, it's time to remember what the holidays are really about: worshipping an ancient and primal deity of pure wrath

Didn't feel like cleaning this up but I still think it's funny

I was stopped on the street by an old lady today because i smiled at her after we did one of those awkward "who passed first" dances, it was so weird.

The old lady grabbed my sleeve as we passed each other, and she just started talking about how she was putting trash by the road that people had thrown away there (idk if she meant people threw it away in the building she was headed to or if they littered)

(Que me trying to take out my earbuds with the biggest skiing gloves ever.)

And then she was like

"you would never do that right" and let me go as she started walking away, and I was just like "i would never" because what the hell do you say in that scenario.

Majestic

Nothing is as emotionally rewarding as managing to put a child to bed that nobody else can get to bed

i’ve had serious art block lately so consider this my monthly fanart post. eat up kids