I'm Agab, Assigned Goof At Birth

My superpower is getting stuck to things

thinking about kelsey saying “if you were a man, i would think about kissing you a while” to trudy again

hermie for my friend @damnhedied 's birthday (-:

Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.

Using pain killer gel as mouth wash

whiteboard doodles from last session with my insane friends

Found this gem in my drafts so here ya go

Telling the genie I want to be bald so I can cosplay an egg

Why must thy be so cruel father 😞😞

Hello father, may I please have some sustenance? I have been fed nothing but algae in the last four days ):

and algae you will eat. for the rest of your life.