Michael As The Princess

’mr spider wants more’ mr spider should shut the fuck up and mind his manners. heck, if someone gave me their literal SON i would sure as hell say think you. mr spider is an ungrateful bitch.

+1000 aura (a lingering smell of sweat)

this first video on Jon Matteson's tiktok is of him doing the WAP, and while that is surprising, what's more surprising is every comment under that video is some variation of "I don't remember this part of tgwdlm."

tf do you mean you don't remember???

it was a pretty significant detail

scary: being a bad girl is bad

dood:

Dying your hair whilst you're having a breakdown is one thing, but having someone else dye your hair whilst you're having a breakdown is truly an experience

I swear to y’all I will post actual art eventually but for now: sketch memes

People say 12 followers is nothing, but when I send 12 feral worms after them suddenly I'm 'crazy' and 'how the fuck did you train those worms' and 'oh no I can feel my body shifting into a worm, why would you do this to me you monster, this is worse than death!'