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POV: you are Willy Stampler

Me at work: "I feel like I look really convincing when trying to sell newspapers!"

How I look trying to sell someone a newspaper:

Inspired by @inkwell-illustrations ' post!

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

Found this gem in my drafts so here ya go

Telling the genie I want to be bald so I can cosplay an egg

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

I am fans

It’s me. I’m the fans.

spiral leitner that's just the full account of the rainbow dash jar incident bound in horse leather. it summons a my little pony tulpa to appear and follow you around screaming at you and trying to kill you.

putting it in the microwave

hapoy valentines day weirdos. Look in ur attic

I realised yesterday that Michael’s scarf reminds me of the 4th Doctor and so I couldn’t resist making this stupid joke

[id 1: a coloured fanart of Gerry Keay and Michael the Distortion from The Magnus Archives. Gerry is wearing a top with the Mechanisms’ logo on it, he is a man with shoulder length black hair with some blonde streaks. He has multiple eye tattoos, ear piercings and snakebites and he’s wearing a belt with studs. He is grinning happily and holding Michael by the scarf. Michael is a floating being with yellow wavy long hair, pink skin, aggressively pink cardigan and a purple shirt. He has an incredibly long scarf in stripes, by which he is slightly pulled down by Gerry. He has a surprised look on his face. The speech bubbles above their heads say:

Gerry: how’s it going, Doctor?

Michael: Doctor what?

Gerry: no, you’re supposed to say “doctor who?”

Michael: but I’m not a who, I’m a what, Gerard.

end id 1]

(a version with Michael’s text in black + a doodle under the cut)

[id 2: the same picture as the first one, except michael’s text is in black instead of different colours. end id 2]

[id 3: a black and white doodle of Michael the Distortion in the same long scarf pointing in awe to a tv screen. On the screen the fourth Doctor from Doctor Who is displayed, wearing a very similar long scarf, a hat and a trench-coat, waving joyously at the viewer. The text above Michael’s head in a fancy font says: “he’s just like me fr!”. end id 3]