A Few Of The More Creative Spellings Of Christmas I’ve Come Across While Looking For Dear Santa Letters

the gap in my resume? what gap? what resume?

@ritoprodigy

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

I hate it when polls try to fluff up their choices by forcing me to adopt some sort of weird personality to answer. like instead of "yes" and "no" the choices are "obviously I would!! everyone who disagrees is a moron" and "I'd rather shoot myself in my pinkie toe than do that" like.......... I want to answer but I'd never say that.....that's not me......! !

not a huge fan of the “i’m just a girl” meme. why do we need to gender-lock the sentiment we’ve all known and felt since 2002: i’m just a kid, and life is a nightmare

im sure theyll remember to add it next time

Just came across this blog, but would this story be worth of official-time-post-ness?

honey i hate to break it to you but i think you forgot to add the story

migraine? why cant it be yours for once

is this that thing where people were replicating the booping april fools thing through ask boxes

This isn’t even all of it what the heck

WHAT IS THIS “MIAU” ABOMINATION

WHY IS THERE SO MANY NOTIFS

@kallmekathy @leilanising EXPLAIN.

wheres that posts thats like "its so embarassing when you find a character thats exactly your type. no ones gonna be surprised this is your new Top Guy." cause this fucker has plagued my thoughts for like a week now and its already got us a reputation for being The Sonic Fan

if you change your gender on the exact frame someone misgenders you, you'll perform a perfect parry and they will become transgender

theres special text for booping yourself