This Was How We Described Ourselves Before We Knew What Systems Were

You see, ever since I was a small child I've always HATED Valentine's Day. Or, not so much hated it as much as I never really understood it.

If you make a holiday all about love, why be expected to do the least lovely, most annoying, most humiliating things? Like go on uncomfortable dates with strangers, or buy ridiculously expensive chocolate for someone who doesn't even like chocolate that much! No one loves that! Why not do something you actually love? Like sit at home and listen to niche Bulgarian techno bedroom shoegaze. Or buy some nice aged stinky cheese.

See, none of it ever made sense to me. Until I realized I was aromantic! I just don't feel romance. And nobody even told me!

You'd think that with something that significant and annoyingly present in life, someone would've at least given me a heads up. Like a doctor telling you that you're lactose intolerant, or allergic to wild parsnips. It's nice to have the info. Like, yeah, I'll probably still eat ice cream from time to time, but at least I know why it rubs me the wrong way.

Which is why, Perry the Platypus—

everybody shut up. heart shaped top scars

I don't throw around the request for others to kill for me often but Shadow, end this man's life.

ketchup is good on mac and cheese and I will die on this cheesy, tangy hill

Kris Dreemurr would put ketchup on their mac and cheese, and pour their milk before their cereal, and I’m tired of people acting like they wouldn’t.

One of my fav headcanons is that Maria would play dress up with her lil sibling (Shadow)

Shadow’s favorite color is red shadow’s favorite color is blue you’re all WRONG shadow’s favorite color is green why else would he always have the green chaos emerald??

No but seriously though the emeralds respawn at random so shadow always having the green one would have to be a deliberate conscious effort on his part like bro really be searching the whole earth just to get the color he likes cmon people

I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.

I hate it when polls try to fluff up their choices by forcing me to adopt some sort of weird personality to answer. like instead of "yes" and "no" the choices are "obviously I would!! everyone who disagrees is a moron" and "I'd rather shoot myself in my pinkie toe than do that" like.......... I want to answer but I'd never say that.....that's not me......! !

Shadow, have you been taking care of yourself? Eating regular meals and drinking water? Taking meds, if you have any?

Please remember to be kind to yourself, and don't push yourself too hard. I hope this life is being nothing but kind to you, especially during this Year of Shadow.

Love, your sister, Maria Robotnik 🩵

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