Jokes On You Sir, I'm The One Who Bought A Cart Full Of Nothing But Purple From The Dollar Tree A Few

I should note I don't think he knows I'm the stage manager and I honestly doubts he knows what that is

but oh, he will learn

so we're preparing for auditions for our first show in my theatre class rn (everyone has to audition for the grade, whether you want to be in it or not)

anyway, we're split into groups to practice our monologues with/to and cuz the teacher trusts me (this is my 4th year doing it after all) I'm with 3 newbies

well one of them likes to sass back when I tell him what to do, I mean he'll do it but I think he doesn't think I should be bossing him around

I am the stage manager

he's gonna need to learn to listen and to respect me real quick

you're welcome

Group activities

one time I was listening to "way less sad" by ajr with my mom, and when it said "I've been counting sheep, but the sheep all died" and MY MOTHER goes "that happened to me once" and I- wtf?? mom??

WAIT THIS ONE'S BETTER

Being up to no good is a past time for me

CL (RIP) & JR (RIP): *threaten my grumpy bear plush for "all [his] secrets"*

fun little tag game! reblog this and say in the tags which of your parents you resemble more!

growing up there was this one Walgreens my family and I would go to all the time because it was within walking distance (or rather, what my family considers walking distance, we walk a lot) so we became friends with quite a few of the workers

once I took my mom's card and went to buy her a present (Christmas, her birthday, I don't remember) while she waited for me by the doors. we were so well known that when I went to check out the lady at the register put in my mom's phone number without even having to ask

Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.

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reblog if ur tumblr is a lesbian lounge. a bi break room, if you will. perhaps a pan pitstop. an ace space. a gay gathering. a homo hangout. a sapphic sleepover. im running out of puns to make but reblog if ur tumblr is a queer safe space. <333 my dms are always open for u guys, and i always love new mutuals <333

i know you mean well promoting the story of happilygeneralhideout, but i regret to inform you that this user is a scam artist. their blog remains inactive past august 7th, and they have only one story in regard to what they have gone through. the message you received is but a copypasta they are spamming in the inboxes of other users, and their go fund me has not been vetted and approved. they have also used other sock puppet accounts to share the same story consistently, you can find their asks if you copy the text into the search bar as they have never used any other details. if you can, please direct your efforts towards uplifting other vetted palestinian users.

thank you for telling me, I have been better about verifying my asks since that one (which has now been deleted) and will continue to promote when I can!