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I love this, full credit to the creator btw. I feel more people need to see it.

I love all those memes about how unsettling people with blue eyes are.

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Pass on ze turtol

(platonic/familial)

Inspired by a tweet from @gaypiratehell

Adding to headcanon! Zoro can't read because he was orphaned when little (LIKE! Who are his parents!?) so he never learned how to read only swords. So Robin asks him to read with her because Sanji's busy cooking and he can't read. So she just starts teaching him and it's funny.

PirateKids Au

Part twooooooooo!!!!!!

Captain Marvel quotes based on actual conversations I’ve had. No this is not me projecting

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Billy: I just had an intrusive thought

Mary: don’t bite the dog tiger .

Billy: no- what no, that’s a you thought. In fact, that’s a you common thought.

Mary: oh, then what is it?

Billy: wouldn’t it be funny if we locked the door and when Freddy comes back, we pretend to be asleep, and of anyone calls, we say he was in the house and just gaslight everyone.

Mary: that would be funny.

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Billy: I think I might have a problem

Mary: what’s your problem

Billy: I don’t know, I said I think I might have one.

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Billy, done with everything: Forget Veni, Vidi, Vici

Freddy: it’s Money, Mugging, Meeting

Mary: it’s Seduce, Sedate, Castrate

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Billy: gods I wish I was still an only child

Freddy: but you’re the youngest of three?

Billy: let me have this

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Mary, at Tawny: don’t look at me like that. You kicked my iPad across the room!

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Mary: bite the dog tiger

Billy: but I’m wearing Vaseline

Mary: ew no, don’t bite the dog tiger

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Freddy: people keep telling me I need to see this, I need to see that. I don’t want to see anything, I’m tired

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Let me know if you want a part 2 cause I get very unhinged quotes. It got to the point where I sometimes wrote them down, and I look back on it and it’s like wtf. Then I remember the context. You’re not getting the context though.

I don't really know who that is, but the person I'm reblogging has cool posts so I just don't want them to die!

Reblog if you would care if the person you reblogged this from was killed by Shia LaBeouf

Yknow that one scene from ‘Into the Woods’ where the Baker tries to steal Little Red’s cloak and she just screams until he gives it back?

Yeah uh

That’s the energy that I want whenever an adult tries to take away Billy’s magic as the Champion.

Like, sure, they could not care less about stealing away a key part of this kids life.

But making a child scream?

That means their in the wronggggg

Ughhhh guess they have to give it backkkkkk

Stop crying kid it was no big deal