I Liked You Better When You Were Straight

I liked you better when you were straight

Excuse me..? That literally never happened?

Β  Β I don’t know if I should laugh at- or be offended by this

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4 years ago

Hey! Just finished tagging most of that stuff as 'poem', so ya can find it better. I took 'poetry' pretty liberally here, but I'm sure I still missed something.. BTW the next person to follow me will be the 200. so .. THANKS <3

//stay tuned for more convenience-tags


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7 years ago

entering the festival area with a weekend date

me: *gets in cute security guy's line*

date: nope *theatrically yanks me in front of him to another line*

sis: *laughs*

...

sis: *gets checked by the cute guy*

6 years ago

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4 years ago

Made a small batch of these #teamfox stickers, since ya folks really seemed to like them :3

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Material: 15.4 mil. PVC (weather-safe)

Size:Β 6cm wide

Prices:

10 stickers at random 18€ 25 stickers at random 30€

Hit me up πŸ’œ


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5 years ago

Folks, my taste in movies. Is undefinable.

4 years ago
β€œand finally they understood, how a week can be too short”

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3 years ago

Snowed in

'Wake up' she says in the littlest voice. It's a gentle request rather than a demand, and it leaves me unable to be as annoyed as I'd sometimes like to be. Not that she uses this power overtly. Then, I think, she might soon run out. 'All right, button.. What is it?' I mutter, pushing my covers aside. 'I need to use the stove.' A quick wash-up later I follow her downstairs. The setup in the kitchen tells me exactly how urgently the stove was 'needed'. She's measured milk into a kettle with two mugs, which now sit on the counter, cocoa powder put in. A spoonful for me, three and one sugar for her, peppermint for both. She sits by in her pyjamas, frizzy head drooping. Only after we both have a steaming mug in front of us, do I address the offence 'You know, hot chocolate isn't really an emergency. I mean how early is it, anyway?' She shrugs. 'At least we'll get ya to school on time..' 'There's no school today.' I acknowledge her with a hum. Looking out the window, where white fluff is still floating around, I slowly come to the realization she's waken me, so that we could do nothing, together, for as long as possible. I point this out to her, scoldingly, but the twinkle in her eyes says she knows I'm not mad. I put the mugs into the sink with last night's dinner dishes, and pour water into the emptied kettle. I figure since we're up before the alarms, we have a few hours to waste for pleasure.


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7 years ago

any week end plans ;) <3 ;D

I’m actually going to lapland tomorrow to spend some time with my awesome sisters. You have a nice weekend too, mr. anonymous 😏

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