People say “be yourself” unless of course yourself is different from their exact perception of what you should be
(Cave Johnson voice)
my parents are worried about my sister making me queer
but since I accidentally introduced my sister to her girlfriend she never made me queer.
I MADE MYSELF QUEER
Im cooking up an au where the ninja from ninjago are toa and also one where the original toa are elemental masters in ninjago
Garmadon: “i wish for the ninja to face an insurmountable obstacle so i can win this race!”
The megaweapon: makes an insurmountable obstacle
The ninja: surmount it
Garmadon: excuse me what the fuck
I keep my armies… in my sleevies! *thousands of rats armed with medieval weaponry and dressed in rat sized plate mail begin pouring out of my sleeves*
Despite not being introduced until the second season, I think Frak might be my favorite of the new ninjas. He's just so silly and has no filter whatsoever.