Fuck, I Love Stoner Sniper So Much

Fuck, I love stoner sniper so much

Hey Engie. If 5+2= -7, and we take into account how many animals there are on the 2nd star to ever exist in the history of Dinosaurs, how many times has Jupiter exploded into the sun?

Engineer: What.. is all'a this..?

Sniper: [leans over his shoulder to read] Sounds like the kinda shit I'd come up with after one bong rip too many.

Engineer: I swear if I find out you've been sendin' me these letters..

Sniper: An' I'd be just as surprised as you would be. When I hotbox the camper, I don't remember half the shit that goes on for damn near the next week.

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2 years ago

Wooo! Happy Birthday, Inscryption! 🥳

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2 years ago

I'm literally the embodiment of a Leshy and P03 ship child. Feral, nasty trans man with a love for small animals + a bitchy, cold person who never let's their gaurd down because of trauma and constant betrayal


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1 year ago

This is so fucking cute-

Vox with a very sleepy reader. I forget the proper medical term for it but reader is just always tired and sleeping. With a silly twist of reader always waking up when Vox moves away, having to follow him to his next destination and immediately clocking out again for the cycle to begin again.

-🎉

Heyoooo!!! I did it, woohoo!! I hope you enjoy it. I had no idea where to go with this, but I think it ended up cute :)

VOX X SLEEPY READER 🎉

His phone beeped somewhere on the other side of the room and Vox sighed. You were tucked delicately into his side, arms wrapped around his torso snoring away. Not a care in the world even though his phone kept beeping.

You looked so peaceful, but he had to answer the damn phone or it would just continue to ring. Slowly, he swung one leg out of the bed, and then the other. Making sure to disturb the bed as little as he possibly could. Next came the hard part, he gently gripped your hand and slithered himself out of your grasp.

You groaned. Vox froze. He didn't even breathe for fear of waking you up. He knew as soon as you'd open your eyes he couldn't possibly say no and have to tuck himself back into bed with you.

You stopped moving though, breath evening out, and so he continued his journey. The phone was only a few feet away, but it felt like miles with the pace he was moving.

Vox tiptoed across the cold floor and made his way over to his desk. Spinning his chair around he sat, eyes still cautiously on you. Waiting.

He answered his phone as quietly as he could, whispering the whole time as Val yelled on the other end. Something about how he needed more whores for his next production and how he needed Vox's help to send out applications for the hiring process.

Vox's eyes never left your figure. It wasn't until the phone call ended that he let out a breath, he made it, he's in the clear. You're out cold.

He swiveled around in his chair and began working on Val's demands and anything else he was behind on. Fingers clicking away on the keyboard, he was about halfway through the email when a groggy voice could be heard.

"Voxxy?" It couldn't have been more than 5 minutes but here you were needing him so you could keep sleeping.

"I'm right here doll, come on." He patted his thigh as you padded across the floor still wrapped in the comforter. You climbed nimbly into his lap, curling yourself around him and swiftly falling right back asleep.

Vox chuckled as he watched you pass back out immediately. At least he could get some work done, he thought idly stroking your hair.


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2 years ago

He would-

Please consider P03 being a Zen main in Overwatch.

Please consider that he doesn't shut up on the mic and calls out every single harmony/discord orb he uses.

And please PLEASE consider that he calls his ult "the great transcendence"


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2 years ago

THIS EDIT AND SONG, TOGETHER?!! YES PLEASE

⚠️⚠️⚠️MAJOR MAJOR INSCRYPTION FINALE SPOILERS💥💥💥

A lil edit I speedran bc I was bored and had a vision

It’s not perfect but whatever I need to show this to someone


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1 year ago

Jesus Christ, dude-

That's some serious dedication tho, bravo👏

took a small L today


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2 years ago
Apparently The Press Learned Nothing From The AIDS Crisis.

Apparently the press learned nothing from the AIDS crisis.

1 year ago

Omg, this is so cute- 🥺

The Dress
The Dress
The Dress
The Dress

The Dress


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2 years ago

Bruppies, my beloveds

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