There Are Few Things In This Existence As Perfect As A McDonald's Sprite

SO, headcanon:

I suspect touching a 2D entity as a 2D entity is a very weird experience, and possibly also a highly sensitive one if you aren't braced for it, since your bodies kinda phase together

2. I believe neither of them have ever experienced what it's like to touch another 2D entity, and so, as shown above, freak the hell out when they do the first time

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND-

ASTRID THE WOMAN YOU ARE…

Tboy bf teaches tgirl gf how to do her hair and she teaches him how to helicopter it

CBC

These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio

Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.

let's hear it for gay whale sex

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.