Why Do I Always Wake Up At 4am And Have To Piss??? Not Cool.

Looking at a rock under a microscope

Tgirls are so hot it's unfair

oh………,,,,,,, ok

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.

Guys he did the thing

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting