every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
But all these girls original characters my dude. I'm fine with black actors and characters. But don't just take a white character and make her black. Make a new character. This is just as bad as whitewashing. If an original movie comes out about a black mermaid, hell yeah I'll watch it. But not this.
What’s next, after a black Ariel? A black Cinderella?!
A black Fairy Godmother?!
A black Glinda the Good Witch?!
A black Belle from Beauty and the Beast?!
A black Juliet?!
A black vampire?!
A black Roxie Hart?!
A black pair of Voodoo bokors?!
A black witch?!
A black Joan of Arc?!
A black pirate queen?!
A black Adam and Eve?!
A black superhero?!
A black doctor?!
A black professor?!
A black cop?!
A black BLACK PERSON?!?!?!! Potentially?!?! Is it possible!?!
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
"No actually, I delight in being soaked in a torrental downpour whilst leaning against my car in an existential crisis"
Perhaps insane or simply shocked with odd cop in mechanisms, the stranger let out a bubbly, real laugh. Not a nervous, awkward one, just an unhinged laugh full of amusement and emotion.
"Well then-" They tipped an old fashioned top hat out of nowhere, pivoted on thier heel, and flashed a charismatic wink. "-call me if you go back on that statement"
I felt a slight pressure on my nose, and gazed upon a card resting upon its bridge, somehow balancing. It held a jumble of letter and number, and the blacks of the font seemed to shift as I blinked. The background was a shimmering fold with a pristine white outline. By the time I looked up they were gone, the rain slowing to a drizzle, then halting completely. The card was still dry, my sanity most likely un intact.
"Fuckin hell mate it was sarcasm."
Maybe stating the obvious would be better than staring at the cursed card, and maybe I need more sleep.
Everything had gone wrong today. First your microwave had almost blown up on you, shorting out the electricity in your home and leaving you without breakfast, then you had been early to work for once, only to find that the company had folded, and you had lost your job with no notice or lick of compassion. After that you had come home, only to find your partner cheating on you with someone else, in YOUR home, on YOUR bed, and it was only after two hours of emotional arguments and shouting, that you had managed to eject them from your home, and call someone to change the locks immediately.
Overwhelmed and exhausted, you had decided to take a drive to clear your head, knowing of a small beach a couple of hours away. Now here you were, engine having failed in the middle of nowhere, keys accidentally locked in the car when you had gotten out to check, and trapped in a very sudden downpour.
Completely drained, you slowly sank down onto the wet ground, folding your knees up to your chest as you tried to blank it all out and not break down completely.
Thunder rumbled ominously overhead, as if to remind you that things could in fact get worse, and you grimaced, resigned to whatever fate had in store next. Distracted by the weather and your own misery, you didn’t even hear or see the stranger approach until you found a jacket being held above you, shielding you from the increasingly harsh rain.
Startled, you looked up to find the stranger smiling down at you awkwardly, their beauty surreal, and their strange eyes seeming almost inhuman with their shade and sharpness.
“Need some help?”
You have no right
drawin in ur sketchbook like
Watching the RvB nerds come back at the start of the new season.
But don’t forget
Hello and welcome to my main blog, which is mostly my odd, or what I deem funny experiences. I have a writing blog where I post things for no real reason(includes prompts)
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