“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
The Important Distinction Between Words
by BooknerdMiss
A few weeks after the Not-pocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley are out enjoying a meal together. When a well-written menu description leads to a disappointing dessert order, Crowley promises to remedy the situation.
Inspired by a true story.
Words: 1338, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Flirting, Dessert & Sweets, Drinking, Aziraphale is “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” (Good Omens), Crowley’s Love Language is Acts of Service (Good Omens), Sweet, Short, “Footnotes”
From https://ift.tt/H9Zg6CM https://archiveofourown.org/works/42441633
This new episode saved my life
✗ UPDATE: I GOT YOUR PREGNANCY TEST RESULTS
× Title: Bokura ga Tsugai ni Naru Made (僕らがつがいになるまで) × Chapter: 4 × Artist: GO Mouriki × Language: stalker with a sewing kit × Link to read online: [ chapter 1 ] [ chapter 2 ] [ chapter 3 ] [ chapter 4 ] × Download: right hurr × Note: Retranslation: @qvfamma for spanish. everyone else: ASK ME FIRST (without being an anon, like really?).
Summary: haruki is a poor-arse omega who is the oldest of 7 kids (i guess his parents had too much fun, like the hell?). even though he has multiple part-time jobs and sacrifices eating well in order to pay for his meds, he still remains the top of his 3rd year class. boy got it all, i mean, apart from being poor as hell… but other than that, i guess life is chill? lol not. because for some reason, this poor omega is being stalked by a very stubborn 1st year alpha…
Ω i didn’t add the intro pages, but if you need to, look here to refresh yo’ memories about ‘dem abo rules concerning “b-boy omegaverse”.
Ω unmei no kisu wa oazuke chapter 3 is next!
Affirmation for writers, please!!
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