'aros Can Still Date!!' 'asexuals Can Still Have Sex!!!'

Toby getting his ass handed to him 4k

This was just supposed to be a shitpost but i got too carried away

Og pic if you want this silly pose:

are you jeff the kidding me

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

Ride the Cyclone takes up all of my brain space. Everything is a Ride the Cyclone reference. Body of water? Ride the Cyclone reference? Homosexuality? Ride the Cyclone reference. I've drawn Jane Doe on all of my paperwork this far. She's appeared in my dreams.

I eat, sleep, and breathe Ride the Cyclone.

Anyone else atm obsessed with Ride the cyclone?

Traditional art they could never make me hate u 😘💯💯

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

I would hate to be a vampire because I love steak :(